No, nobody is getting married. At least, not anytime soon. It just seemed to fit what I wanted to share today. So, as I was saying...
For something old, I bring you "The Tale of a Dresser" ...

This dresser was once painted yellow and held the sweet little belongings and the diapered tushie of a baby girl named Candy Star. Candy Star grew up, stripped off the yellow paint, refinished the beautiful wood underneath, and it's drawers once again held precious little baby things as Candy Star used it's top to diaper the tushie of her own baby girl, Karie Ann Marie. While Karie Ann Marie was growing up, much to her dismay, she gained an obnoxious younger step sister named Adrienne. They both grew up, Adrienne turned out to be not-so-obnoxious after a while, and eventually started a family of her own. When Adrienne was getting ready to welcome their second babe into the world, Candy Star brought her the one last missing piece needed for the new baby's nursery, the changing table dresser. So, while gigantic-ly with child, Adrienne carefully sanded the worn dresser and refinished it with love for her new baby girl, Maria Ann Star, who shares the names of her great-grandmother, two grandmothers and the niftyness of two middle names like Auntie Karie... but that's all a different story.


And now for something new, I give you "Diddy 'Bout a Diaper Bag"...
There once was a new mommy of two,
whose bag once held tidbits of blue.
She tried with all her might
to cram all baby things in sight
and that's when the diaper bag blew.
Then the new mommy of two's fairy godmother (ok, fine, it was actually the new baby's gramma) gave her some gift money, and the mommy used it to buy this fab new diaper bag. The end.

And last but most certainly not least, Maria would like everyone to know that she can rock the baby blue hand-me-down pacifiers like nobody's business...

"Baby blue is the new baby pink, don't you know?", says fashion forward Maria.

You go girl.